ROCKY vs SABRINA’S
HITMAN
by
Anthonystjoseph
Rocky and
his owner Brad are walking home from Rocky’s favorite stomping ground, the dog
park, and Rocky is acting a little nervous.
“Hey Brad,
that cat over there has been following me home from the dog park for a couple
of days now.”
“What cat?”
“THAT CAT
OVER THERE ACROSS THE STREET DUDE! Come
on, I can’t be all the brains in this operation. No wonder I run this show.”
“Oh, I see
him. He looks huge!”
“I know;
looks a little mentally unhealthy too. I
don’t know what his problem is but Rocky can settle it for him.”
At this
point, the cat that’s been following Rocky, crosses the street in a threatening
manner and Rocky stops.
“Is this
mangy looking cat wanting a piece of Rocky?”
Rocky growls
menacingly.
“Hey Rocky,
I’ve had a long day at work and I just want to go home and have a beer.”
Rocky growls
some more at the cat that’s in the middle of the street approaching them.
“What’s your
problem cat?”
“I’m here on
Sabrina’s orders. I’m not like Sabrina,
Holy Water doesn’t work on me.”
“Who says I
need Holy Water!?!”
“Oh please,
every tom cat in the neighborhood saw you and your little man over there run
into the church peeing on yourselves begging for holy water to try and ward off
Sabrina. You little woman!”
“What in
the… I don’t know what your problem is
cat, but Rocky can settle it for you.”
Rocky’s
owner takes a tighter hold on Rocky’s leash.
“LET ME GO
BRAD! LET ME GO!”
Rocky growls
and tries to get loose while the cat starts hunching for an attack.
“I can smell
you peeing on yourself from here Rocky. The whole alley is waiting to eat some
Rocky soup! Get ready poodle.”
“Did this
cat just call me a POODLE?”
Rocky gets
loose from his leash and lunges at the cat and the cat jumps in a nearby tree.
“You’re
going to have to be faster than that poodle.”
“Keep
calling me poodle! We’re going to see
who the poodle is here you mangy alley cat castoff!”
At this
point Rocky’s owner is just tired of all of it and wants to go home.
“Rocky,
let’s just leave that cat alone and go home.”
“Naw dude,
you heard this thang call me a poodle and NOBODY calls Rocky a POODLE!”
“POODLE! Poodle, poodle, POODLE!!!”
Rocky growls
and barks his most viscous bark while showing his most dangerous poodle eating
teeth.
The cat hunches
and then lunges for Rocky’s back. Rocky
dodges the cat’s lunge and the cat jumps on top of a fence.
“So tell me
MANGY, did Sabrina send a hit man or an acrobat.”
The cat
lunges and Rocky catches it midair and then Rocky holds on tight to it while he
twists and clamps and clamps and twist.
The ‘hit man’ cat Sabrina sent goes limp in Rocky’s jaw.
“Great
Rocky! Just GREAT! Now Sabrina is definitely
coming back again for BOTH of us!”
“What did
you want me to do? Let the thing take me
out or something.”
“Let’s go
Rocky. I’m getting so tired of your shenanigans.”
“As usual
Brad, uh, uh, uh, I’m going to need you to get rid of the evidence. I’m not eating that mangy thang.”
“Whatever
Rocky.”
“You love
me.”
By
Anthonystjoseph
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Sabrina's Hitman didn't have a CHANCE!
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