CONVERTIBLE CLOWNS VI: TOOTHLESS TITO
by
Anthonystjoseph
Toothless Tito sat there driving the
clowns through the desert enjoying the desert surroundings and just wishing he
had a bottle of Tanqueray to add to his enjoyment. He and Paula were pretty much the ringleaders
of the Convertible Clowns but Paula was just not herself anymore. From the moment the Dark Lord raised his paw
and changed Paula’s appearance to the horrible looking clown of a human being she
now was, she just wasn’t the same. Even
Tito was scared to say the wrong thing around her or look at her in the wrong
way. Tito got lost in his thoughts
driving through the desert and wondering how he got caught up with these gaggle
of fools. He himself had served the Dark
Lord so diligently over many lifetimes and had proved over and over again that he
was a loyal servant so why was he paired with these fools. He could have caught Anthonystjoseph on his
own and never even had to get involved with these idiots.
Tito was thinking how he had not even known
Theoda the Thug or Paula the Prison Bird and would never have even been
associated with such people in his life.
Theoda was an envious piece of hateful mess and Paula the Prison Bird
was a disgusting clown with tendencies towards abducting small children to run
her Hansel and Gretel operation. He knew
Ridiculous Rodney from the old days but his ridiculousness had just gotten out
of control. When this mission was over
he was going to suggest to the Dark Lord that he never be partnered with these
idiots again. He was actually a
Lieutenant in the Dark Lord’s Army so why should he have to hang around with
these useless clowns.
He thought about the first time he met
Anthonystjoseph who as the other clowns have said, originally called himself
Tony. He hadn’t yet come into using his
real name and didn’t even understand the ramifications of his life. Tito was renting a large room out on the
second floor of his home and the Dark Lord said it was the perfect lure. Anthonystjoseph’s old residence had just been
sold to a new landlord so at the age of twenty two he needed a new place to
move to. Just as the Dark Lord had said,
Anthonystjoseph showed up wanting to see the large room in the four bedroom
home for rent that Tito occupied alone.
They hit it off right away with both of them enjoying humor and a life
peppered with entertaining nightlife.
Tito actually liked the young
Anthonystjoseph but he never wavered from the duties the Dark Lord prescribed
to him when it came to his task to direct, the then called Tony, down the path
the Dark Lord wanted. The question that
always bothered Tito was why was the Dark Lord so interested in
Anthonystjoseph’s existence? Tito had
often wondered if Anthonystjoseph had some higher calling from the Dark Lords
number one enemy, the man upstairs. Tito
suspected so.
Regardless of whatever destiny whoever
Tony was had, he would kill Anthonystjoseph on sight because it was the bidding
of his master the Dark Lord. He had not
become a Lieutenant in the Dark Lord’s Army for nothing. He couldn’t even count how many lifetimes he
had dedicated to the Dark Lord’s bidding…
As he drove down the desert road thinking
about all of the diabolical tasks he had committed, Paula suddenly jolted him
back into reality when she said, “Okay, the last time we saw that
Anthonystjoseph thing he was in this area coming up.” Tito slowed the car down as Theoda the Thug
started yelling at Ridiculous Rodney for drooling yellow giggle juice on her in
the back seat while he was sleeping.
They all started scanning the desert for any signs of Anthonystjoseph.
By
Anthonystjoseph
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