CONVERTIBLE CLOWNS V: RIDICULOUS RODNEY
by
Anthonystjoseph
Ridiculous Rodney sat there in the back
seat still giggling at Paula the Prison Bird’s new appearance. And the sight of Paula’s new face chewing on
the pickled pig’s feet will never go away.
Some things seen just cannot be unseen.
Rodney just laid back and enjoyed the road trip to find Anthonystjoseph
hiding somewhere in the desert and relished the moment they would catch up to
him again and thought to his self, ‘This time that spiritual freak would not
get away from him’. Ridiculous Rodney
knew he was the one who truly hated Anthonystjoseph the most and almost hated
him more than the Dark Lord himself. He
couldn’t stand Anthonystjoseph from the moment he met him. He couldn’t believe that Tony, as
Anthonystjoseph called himself back then, couldn’t see the underlying hate he
had for him. While Rodney was drinking
his liquor and enjoying his ‘special’ parties in the hills of Hollywood, Tony
was playing mister goody two shoes looking for his soulmate. Rodney could just gag at the thought of
Anthonystjoseph and the idea that he had to spend his days now trying to track
him down and destroy him. He would
destroy him alright. He would find
mister so called Anthonyst’whatever’ and blast him with all the fire power of
the new weapon the Dark Lord had given them.
The first time they found him was with paint guns and then the second
time was with a real rocket launching rifle, but this time was the
ultimate. The clowns now had a fully
functional Nuclear Powered Grenade Launcher to deal with Mister Anthony ‘mother
sucking’ stjoseph. Oh yeah! He would end mister ‘Stjoseph’s time on Earth
for good.
Rodney sat there giggling in the back seat
while rubbing the Nuclear Powered Grenade Launcher while Theoda the Thug and
Toothless Tito seemed to be lost in their thoughts. Poor Paula the Prison Bird seemed to be in
such a world of loss and pain due to her new demonic face. Rodney couldn’t help but giggle some more
when he noticed that pieces of pickled pig’s feet were stuck in between her
huge yellow stained gap teeth. Paula was
a mess and seemed to be the new poster for hot mess. Rodney did think about the fun times that him
and Anthonystjoseph used to have and giggled out loud when he thought that
Anthonystjoseph would have probably called Paula in her new diabolical clown
look a Nuclear Hot Mess. Yeah, Anthonystjoseph, or Tony, as he too
used to call himself, was funny, but now he was going to be a funny piece of
some kind of melting puddle when he shot him with the Nuclear Powered Grenade
Launcher!
Ridiculous Rodney fell asleep in the
backseat of the car while rubbing the grenade launcher thinking of all of its
nuclear capabilities and how it would totally destroy and melt Anthonystjoseph. As he drifted off to a further and deeper
sleep he slumped over onto Theoda the Thugs shoulder and yellow giggle juice
started drooling down from his mouth unbeknownst to Theoda as she was just
happy he was asleep and no longer giggling.
All of a sudden Paula the Prison Bird
says, “Okay, the last time we saw that Anthonystjoseph thing he was in this
area coming up.” Rodney wakes up and
starts to look around to try and spot Anthonystjoseph. Oh yeah, Paula was thinking, he’s all mine
when we find him; Paula the Prison Bird also planned on shooting Anthonystjoseph
with the grenade launcher.
Anthonystjoseph
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