Sunday, July 7, 2013

The Dog Did It






THE DOG DID IT

by

Anthonystjoseph


“Come on baby; come on in the yard…  I won’t bite you, I swear.”

“No.”

“Come on now, don’t be that way sugar.  I’m just lonely, come on now… come on, you can do it.”

“No.”

“Are you dealing with some trust issues?”

“No.”

“Well come on in and play with Rocky… Rocky get’s lonely in this big old yard all alone.  Come on now.”

“NO!”

Look at those calves, must be a runner or something’

“So do you ride bicycles?”

“All the time.”

“You shave those legs.”

“All the time.”

“Oh yeah.”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing, come on in and keep Rocky company. Throw the stick for Rocky.  What’s your name?”

“My friends call me Ham Bone.”

“Sure looks like Ham to me.”

“What was that?”

“Oh nothing, nothing, nothing at all.”

“You coming in to play or not Ham Bone.”

Later that day~~~

“Rocky, have you seen Ham Bone?”

“Never heard of him.”

By

Anthonystjoseph

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