Rocky's Adventures XV: Rocky And His Son Meet A Scottish Fold Cat

 

ROCKY AND HIS SON MEET A SCOTTISH FOLD CAT

by

Anthonystjoseph

Rocky has been enjoying the easy life and just enjoying the fullness of life while watching his son grow up and not worrying about the never seen again Sabrina.  There were rumors she met a timely end at the local zoo due to the fact that she was mistaken as a rare tiger cat.

One day after Rocky and his son have had a great meal and are returning from the dog park it happened.

Suddenly a cat walked out of the alley and stopped right in front of Rocky and his son and scared the bejesus out of both of them.

The cat was the strangest looking cat Rocky had ever seen and for some unknown reason it was the first cat that Rocky’s son had ever seen.

Well, this was no ordinary cat.  This was the rare and strange breed known as a Scottish Fold and most people considered it one of the ugliest breeds of all time in the entire species of the mammal.

Rocky and his son stopped dead in their tracks and both had stopped breathing entirely as oxygen and the ability to breath itself had instantaneously become as foreign as the being in front of them.

As the Scottish Fold cat stared at Rocky and his son and they stared back in an epic stare down that would equate to another gunfight in Dodge City if Rocky and his son weren’t so scared and looking like Don Knotts in ‘The Shakiest Gun in the West’.  Rocky was having flashbacks to Sabrina and his Near Death Experience and his son was just scared on a genetic level that he couldn’t understand.

Rocky’s son spoke first and shook Rocky out of his post-traumatic stress syndrome state, he said, “DAD!  What in the hell is that!”  Saying his first curse word ever.

Rocky said, “Now son, that’s a cat! Albeit, it’s the ugliest cat I have ever seen but it’s a cat.”

“It looks demonic dad.  Is that like the demon cat that Brad says you fought to the death, your death!”

“Real funny son, real funny.”

As they both stood still in the same exact spot that they first spotted the cat and as the cat eyeballed them in its cockeyed and sinister manner they continued to evaluate the situation.

“Now son, that cat there is not a demon. As Brad apparently told you against my strong suggestion he didn’t, Rocky has experience with demonic cats.  And that cat right there is no demon.  Granted, it is the ugliest cat Rocky has ever seen.  But Rocky knows demons and that’s no demon.”

“Are you sure dad?  I mean look at it!”

“I’m sure son.  I will say that it does look a little physically retarded which has probably led to it being a social outcast which can project demon like qualities, but it don’t make it no demon.”

“Well, what should we do dad?”

“First off, since this is your first cat.  We’re lucky it’s no demon or even Sabrina herself.  So, what we’re going to do is not move first.  We can’t show weakness to any cat!  Do you hear me!?!”

“Yeah dad, so what do we do?”

“Shut up and learn kid.  Shut up and learn.”

Ever since Rocky’s Near Death Experience he hasn’t eaten one poodle or got into a fight with one cat or dog; however, he does continue to steal Brad’s food off of the table when his back is turned. Rocky is a new dog. He is a proud father and wants to be a good role model for his son. But one thing Rocky is not going to do; Rocky is not going to let this crooked looking cat harm his son.

Rocky stands tall and prepares to protect his son and so he growls at the Scottish Fold cat.

The Scottish Fold cat continues to stare and then wags his tail once to the left and turns and hobbles off as Rocky and his son see that the Scottish Fold cat is missing a rear leg.

Rocky in his new found spirituality and feelings sheds a tear as he feels sorry for the ugly cross eyed three legged cat that obviously has to scrounge for food in the alley because no human will have it as a pet.

Rocky’s son looks up at Rocky and sees the tear and laughs at his dad, “Are you crying dad!”

“Shut up son. Rocky don’t cry!”

Rocky looks down and sees a few drops of piss under his son and realizes his son in the stare down of the past few minutes had leaked a little pee.

Rocky smiled with pride and remembered the never mentioned time Sabrina had made him leak a little urine.

“And remember son, like father like son. Rocky never cries and YOU never cry.  And we also don’t piss on ourselves when we see cats whether they be demons or not. Is that a deal?”

Rocky’s son replies, “Deal”.

They get home and Brad welcomes them as Rocky’s son yells to Brad, “Hey Brad!  I saw my first cat today and it didn’t kill me.  It had crossed eyes and three legs and made dad CRY!”

Rocky looked down at this son and said, “You got a lot to learn son, a lot to learn.”

“You love me.”

By

Anthonystjoseph

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