THE DOG DID IT
by
Anthonystjoseph
“Come on baby;
come on in the yard… I won’t bite you, I
swear.”
“No.”
“Come on
now, don’t be that way sugar. I’m just
lonely, come on now… come on, you can do it.”
“No.”
“Are you
dealing with some trust issues?”
“No.”
“Well come
on in and play with Rocky… Rocky get’s lonely in this big old yard all
alone. Come on now.”
“NO!”
‘Look at those calves, must be a runner or
something’
“So do you
ride bicycles?”
“All the
time.”
“You shave
those legs.”
“All the
time.”
“Oh yeah.”
“What was
that?”
“Oh nothing,
come on in and keep Rocky company. Throw the stick for Rocky. What’s your name?”
“My friends
call me Ham Bone.”
“Sure looks
like Ham to me.”
“What was
that?”
“Oh nothing,
nothing, nothing at all.”
“You coming
in to play or not Ham Bone.”
Later that
day~~~
“Rocky, have
you seen Ham Bone?”
“Never heard
of him.”
By
Anthonystjoseph
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