THE DOG DID IT AGAIN
by
Anthonystjoseph
“Hey man,
look; you left the Ham on the edge of the dining room table and went for a
walk. What do you want me to do?”
“Leave the
human food alone.”
“Human food,
hey man, we were eating pigs when you humans were still chewing leaves… Let’s keep this in proper perspective.”
“Hey ROCKY,
the perspective is, you don’t pay any bills around here.”
“Here we go
with that again. Look rookie, I don’t
know what makes you think I have that kind of control. It’s not like I’m a German shepherd or one of
them controllable hounds. I’m a
predator; me, it, edible, it’s done.”
“You’re
going to be done around here if you keep eating my food.”
“Get a
poodle! Oh wait, that wouldn’t look to good to the ladies if Brad had a poodle
now would it? This is a mutually
benefiting relationship BRAD. I make you
look manly with my slovenly gait, my roaming predatory eyes, and sincere
affection; and you feed me when your back is, and isn’t turned.”
“Keep it up
Rocky, keep it up.”
“You love
me.”
“Keep it
up.”
“What’s for
dinner rookie?”
“Keep it up
Rocky, just keep it up.”
“You love
me.”
By
Anthonystjoseph
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