ROCKY’S NIGHTMARE: SABRINA RETURNS
by
Anthonystjoseph
Rocky’s
owner comes home from a long day at work and all the curtains are drawn and no
lights are on in the house.
“Dude! Get
in here and shut the door! HURRY! SHUT THE DOOR!”
“What’s
going on Rocky? What have you done NOW?”
“I haven’t
done ANYTHING! You know my story!”
Rocky goes
to peek out a window and seems to be extremely agitated and frightened which is
unusual for Rocky.
“Then why
are you hiding in the house and peeking out the curtains?”
“It’s that
thing man! That Demon! It’s back and it’s looking for me!”
“What
demon?”
“DON’T ACT
STUPID DUDE! YOU know what DEMON I’m
talking about! Red was at the dog park
today and apparently SABRINA the
DEMON cat came strolling around the outside of the dog park scaring all the
dogs and telling them to tell ROCKY she’s coming for him!”
“But I broke
up with her owner Serena”
Rocky jumps
up on the couch and peeks out the curtains again.
“Oh man,
this is not good. This is not good. Our
Father, who art in Heaven…”
“Rocky, why
would Sabrina want to come back and bother you?”
“Hey man,
apparently, Sabrina was ‘Terrence’ the ‘Love
Doctor’s’ main squeeze. Sabrina told
Red she heard through the alley cat grapevine that I did away with ‘Terrence’. She’s vowed revenge!”
Rocky peeks
out the window again.
“Did you get
that message I left for you at work to bring home some holy water?”
“No
ROCKY! I didn’t get that message. And besides, we’re Christians, not
Catholics.”
“Well I
think we’re going to need to become Catholic TOO! I think we need some holy water for that
demon cat Sabrina.”
“It doesn’t
work that way Rocky, you can’t be both”
“HOW DO YOU
KNOW!?! You don’t know any more about it
than I do!”
“I know
Rocky, I know.”
Rocky peeks
out the window again and thinks he sees something.
“DUDE! I think I see HER!”
Rocky’s
owner runs to the window, he himself being a little fearful of Sabrina.
“Where?”
“Over there,
by the tree.”
They both
stare intensely at the tree looking for any sign of movement. Meanwhile, Sabrina casually walks in through
the doggy door in the kitchen.
“Hello
boys.”
“AAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
Rocky and
his owner both jump straight through the plate glass window and head as fast as
they can for the car.
“START THE
CAR MAN! START THE CAR!”
“I’M
STARTING IT ROCKY! I’M STARTING IT!”
“AND head
for a church! A CATHOLIC CHURCH! We need HOLY WATER!”
Rocky starts
praying
“Lord please
let the church be open, please let the church be open.”
“You better
HOPE its open. If you would just stop
eating every poodle and cat in sight then we wouldn’t be in this predicament,”
“Lord, I
promise not to eat another living thing if you just KILL that Sabrina Lord.”
“Oh that’ll
work Rocky, that’ll work! Asking God to
kill somebody.”
“SHUT UP
DUDE! The Lord works in mysterious
ways!”
“The Lord
don’t kill nobody ROCKY!”
“How do YOU
know!?!”
Rocky and
his owner make it to the Catholic Church and race inside all cut up from the
plate glass window and panting from being scared and out of breath. A priest walks up to them looking them over
and Brad speaks up.
“Excuse me
sir, but we were wondering if you could give us some Holy Water?”
The priest
looks them both over and realizes he’s seen this before and then speaks.
“Don’t tell
me, you’ve met Sabrina.”
By
Anthonystjoseph
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I think Sabrina is one of my favorite villains! Rocky can hide in that church all he wants ~ Sabrina is WAITING! She'll be BACK!
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