Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Convertible Clowns V: Ridiculous Rodney


 

CONVERTIBLE CLOWNS V:  RIDICULOUS RODNEY

by

Anthonystjoseph


     Ridiculous Rodney sat there in the back seat still giggling at Paula the Prison Bird’s new appearance.  And the sight of Paula’s new face chewing on the pickled pig’s feet will never go away.  Some things seen just cannot be unseen.  Rodney just laid back and enjoyed the road trip to find Anthonystjoseph hiding somewhere in the desert and relished the moment they would catch up to him again and thought to his self, ‘This time that spiritual freak would not get away from him’.  Ridiculous Rodney knew he was the one who truly hated Anthonystjoseph the most and almost hated him more than the Dark Lord himself.  He couldn’t stand Anthonystjoseph from the moment he met him.  He couldn’t believe that Tony, as Anthonystjoseph called himself back then, couldn’t see the underlying hate he had for him.  While Rodney was drinking his liquor and enjoying his ‘special’ parties in the hills of Hollywood, Tony was playing mister goody two shoes looking for his soulmate.  Rodney could just gag at the thought of Anthonystjoseph and the idea that he had to spend his days now trying to track him down and destroy him.  He would destroy him alright.  He would find mister so called Anthonyst’whatever’ and blast him with all the fire power of the new weapon the Dark Lord had given them.  The first time they found him was with paint guns and then the second time was with a real rocket launching rifle, but this time was the ultimate.  The clowns now had a fully functional Nuclear Powered Grenade Launcher to deal with Mister Anthony ‘mother sucking’ stjoseph.  Oh yeah!  He would end mister ‘Stjoseph’s time on Earth for good.

     Rodney sat there giggling in the back seat while rubbing the Nuclear Powered Grenade Launcher while Theoda the Thug and Toothless Tito seemed to be lost in their thoughts.  Poor Paula the Prison Bird seemed to be in such a world of loss and pain due to her new demonic face.  Rodney couldn’t help but giggle some more when he noticed that pieces of pickled pig’s feet were stuck in between her huge yellow stained gap teeth.  Paula was a mess and seemed to be the new poster for hot mess.  Rodney did think about the fun times that him and Anthonystjoseph used to have and giggled out loud when he thought that Anthonystjoseph would have probably called Paula in her new diabolical clown look a Nuclear Hot Mess.  Yeah, Anthonystjoseph, or Tony, as he too used to call himself, was funny, but now he was going to be a funny piece of some kind of melting puddle when he shot him with the Nuclear Powered Grenade Launcher!

     Ridiculous Rodney fell asleep in the backseat of the car while rubbing the grenade launcher thinking of all of its nuclear capabilities and how it would totally destroy and melt Anthonystjoseph.  As he drifted off to a further and deeper sleep he slumped over onto Theoda the Thugs shoulder and yellow giggle juice started drooling down from his mouth unbeknownst to Theoda as she was just happy he was asleep and no longer giggling.

     All of a sudden Paula the Prison Bird says, “Okay, the last time we saw that Anthonystjoseph thing he was in this area coming up.”  Rodney wakes up and starts to look around to try and spot Anthonystjoseph.  Oh yeah, Paula was thinking, he’s all mine when we find him; Paula the Prison Bird also planned on shooting Anthonystjoseph with the grenade launcher. 

By

Anthonystjoseph

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