It's A Girls World

 

IT’S A GIRLS WORLD

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Anthonystjoseph

They say, “It’s a man’s world”

That just isn’t true

Because of a woman

It means you being you

 

Without a woman

You would just be a dream

Without a woman

You would be useless cream

 

It’s not a man’s world

The woman’s the creator

The vessel of a woman

Is the incubator

 

So keep on tripping

And telling your lies

Singing “It’s a man’s world”

While the woman survives

 

Without the woman at the core

Breeding the babies

Your dreams and hopes

Would just be maybes

 

So say goodbye to the myth

That it’s a man’s world

The birth of your breath

Was clearly a girl

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Rocky's Adventures XV: Rocky And His Son Meet A Scottish Fold Cat

 

ROCKY AND HIS SON MEET A SCOTTISH FOLD CAT

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Rocky has been enjoying the easy life and just enjoying the fullness of life while watching his son grow up and not worrying about the never seen again Sabrina.  There were rumors she met a timely end at the local zoo due to the fact that she was mistaken as a rare tiger cat.

One day after Rocky and his son have had a great meal and are returning from the dog park it happened.

Suddenly a cat walked out of the alley and stopped right in front of Rocky and his son and scared the bejesus out of both of them.

The cat was the strangest looking cat Rocky had ever seen and for some unknown reason it was the first cat that Rocky’s son had ever seen.

Well, this was no ordinary cat.  This was the rare and strange breed known as a Scottish Fold and most people considered it one of the ugliest breeds of all time in the entire species of the mammal.

Rocky and his son stopped dead in their tracks and both had stopped breathing entirely as oxygen and the ability to breath itself had instantaneously become as foreign as the being in front of them.

As the Scottish Fold cat stared at Rocky and his son and they stared back in an epic stare down that would equate to another gunfight in Dodge City if Rocky and his son weren’t so scared and looking like Don Knotts in ‘The Shakiest Gun in the West’.  Rocky was having flashbacks to Sabrina and his Near Death Experience and his son was just scared on a genetic level that he couldn’t understand.

Rocky’s son spoke first and shook Rocky out of his post-traumatic stress syndrome state, he said, “DAD!  What in the hell is that!”  Saying his first curse word ever.

Rocky said, “Now son, that’s a cat! Albeit, it’s the ugliest cat I have ever seen but it’s a cat.”

“It looks demonic dad.  Is that like the demon cat that Brad says you fought to the death, your death!”

“Real funny son, real funny.”

As they both stood still in the same exact spot that they first spotted the cat and as the cat eyeballed them in its cockeyed and sinister manner they continued to evaluate the situation.

“Now son, that cat there is not a demon. As Brad apparently told you against my strong suggestion he didn’t, Rocky has experience with demonic cats.  And that cat right there is no demon.  Granted, it is the ugliest cat Rocky has ever seen.  But Rocky knows demons and that’s no demon.”

“Are you sure dad?  I mean look at it!”

“I’m sure son.  I will say that it does look a little physically retarded which has probably led to it being a social outcast which can project demon like qualities, but it don’t make it no demon.”

“Well, what should we do dad?”

“First off, since this is your first cat.  We’re lucky it’s no demon or even Sabrina herself.  So, what we’re going to do is not move first.  We can’t show weakness to any cat!  Do you hear me!?!”

“Yeah dad, so what do we do?”

“Shut up and learn kid.  Shut up and learn.”

Ever since Rocky’s Near Death Experience he hasn’t eaten one poodle or got into a fight with one cat or dog; however, he does continue to steal Brad’s food off of the table when his back is turned. Rocky is a new dog. He is a proud father and wants to be a good role model for his son. But one thing Rocky is not going to do; Rocky is not going to let this crooked looking cat harm his son.

Rocky stands tall and prepares to protect his son and so he growls at the Scottish Fold cat.

The Scottish Fold cat continues to stare and then wags his tail once to the left and turns and hobbles off as Rocky and his son see that the Scottish Fold cat is missing a rear leg.

Rocky in his new found spirituality and feelings sheds a tear as he feels sorry for the ugly cross eyed three legged cat that obviously has to scrounge for food in the alley because no human will have it as a pet.

Rocky’s son looks up at Rocky and sees the tear and laughs at his dad, “Are you crying dad!”

“Shut up son. Rocky don’t cry!”

Rocky looks down and sees a few drops of piss under his son and realizes his son in the stare down of the past few minutes had leaked a little pee.

Rocky smiled with pride and remembered the never mentioned time Sabrina had made him leak a little urine.

“And remember son, like father like son. Rocky never cries and YOU never cry.  And we also don’t piss on ourselves when we see cats whether they be demons or not. Is that a deal?”

Rocky’s son replies, “Deal”.

They get home and Brad welcomes them as Rocky’s son yells to Brad, “Hey Brad!  I saw my first cat today and it didn’t kill me.  It had crossed eyes and three legs and made dad CRY!”

Rocky looked down at this son and said, “You got a lot to learn son, a lot to learn.”

“You love me.”

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Rocky's Adventures XIV: Rocky's Son Has A Best Friend

 

ROCKY’S SON HAS A BEST FRIEND

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The doorbell rings and Brad is busy so Rocky goes and jumps up on the couch and sticks his head through the curtains and looks out the window at who’s ringing the bell.  Rocky turns his head sideways in complete bewilderment and says, “What in the hell?!”

All of a sudden Rocky’s son comes running in from the backyard through the doggie door and screams, “That’s my new friend dad! His name is Snoopy!”

“Snoopy?!”  Rocky jumps down from the back of the couch from looking out the window and is in shock.

“What in the hell kind of a dog are you hanging out with son!?!  I can’t tell if that’s a sewer rat on steroids or a dog!”

“Daaaaad! Don’t be mean. He’s my best friend that I met at the vet the other day when Brad took me for my shots. He helped me not to worry about the needles.”

“Now you’re getting your courage from an overgrown sewer rat masquerading as a dog. Look son!  You are from a long line of Rocky’s and we don’t need anybody to give US courage. That’s why I let Brad take you to get your shots because I knew he would cry before you would!”

Brad comes out of the kitchen and lets the overgrown sewer rat in the door which is actually a Pug.

Rocky’s son jumps for joy at the sight of his new friend, “Hey Snoopy! How ya’ doing? Come on, let’s go to the backyard, I got some new doggie toys for getting my shots.”

Rocky is dumbfounded by the overgrown sewer rat walking through his house as the sewer rat throws Rocky an ugly look and seems to stick his tongue out at Rocky as well.

Rocky looks at Brad, “Did that thing just stick his tongue out at me!?!”

“No Rocky, Pugs naturally let their tongues hang out sometimes.”

“Did you say that thing is a PUG!?”

“Yep, that’s what it is. You’ve seen several of them at the dog park.”

“NO I HAVEN’T!  I close my eyes when they see too much ugly and I can plainly see that that dog is made up of too, much, ugly!  And were his eyes leaking on our floor.”

“No Rocky, they just have large eyeballs. It’s genetic to their breed.”

“Somebody bred that thing! A Pug huh? Well, they got the ‘UG’ right because that thing is ugly!”

Rocky shakes his head in bewilderment as he looks out the back door watching his son throw away his youth playing with a sewer rat pretending to be a dog.

“Oh Brad, where did I go wrong. I swore I wouldn’t train him to eat poodles or dumb defenseless joggers passing by and I wanted him to accept all creatures but Rocky don’t know if he can take his son playing with a sewer rat!”

Rocky spot’s the two new friends play fighting in the back yard and getting too close in battle and suddenly Rocky screams out the screen door, “Don’t get to close to that leaky ‘EYE JUICE’ son! We don’t know what’s in it!”

The puppies stop wrestling for a second and look at Rocky like he’s crazy and then go back to play fighting.

Brad shoves Rocky away from the back door and closes it and tells Rocky to leave the two new friends alone.

Rocky tells Brad, “Look Brad! I know I’m all reformed now since my Near Death Experience but don’t push Rocky! That’s my lineage out there playing with that sewer RAT! Rocky’s got a family tree to look after!”

Rocky stares out the back window at the two dogs playing and then gets an idea. He runs to the DVD rack and shuffles through the movies. He sees a movie and says, “Here’s one with a sewer rat and a cat, don’t want him to see that one.”

Brad interrupts and says, “That’s not a movie about a sewer rat and a cat! That’s a movie about a Pug and a Cat. It’s called ‘Milo and Otis’ and you’ve seen it!”

“NO I HAVEN’T! I always thought that was a movie about a sewer rat and a cat. Never watched it.”

Rocky continues to go through the movies and then sees the movie he was looking for, ‘How to be a Rottweiler’, and says, “OKAY! Here’s the movie I was looking for Brad! As soon as that thing leaves, my son is sitting down and watching this three times in a row. AFTER you give him a bath and wash all of that sewer rat ‘eye juice’ off of him.”

“Whatever Rocky.”

“’Whatever’ is right. Whatever Rocky says. Near Death Experience or not, Rocky will still roll up this house.”

“Oh Rocky.”

“You love me.”

“Yeah Rocky, I love you.”

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Rocky's Adventures XIII: Rocky Has A Son

 

ROCKY HAS A SON

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Rocky is just home from the dog park and is holding in some exciting news that he has yet to tell his owner Brad.

“So what’s going on Rocky?  You seem to be a little excited since we left the dog park.”

“Well grab your biscuits and toss your triscuits, ROCKY’S going to be a DADDY!”

“What?”

“That’s right POODLE!  My pure bred Rottweiler Lady friend told me she’s going to have my babies!  And guess what!?!  She said I could have the first boy born!  Oh yeah!  Rocky’s going to have a Lil’ Rocky around the house.”

Rocky starts jumping around and singing his favorite new favorite song that he wrote in his head at the park when his lady dog told him the good news.

“Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.  Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.”

“Whoa, calm down dude.  I didn’t say we could have another dog.”

Rocky immediately stops dancing and looks at Brad as if he has lost his mind.  After a second, Brad can’t help it and breaks a big smile and starts laughing.

“I’m just messing with you Rocky.  Of course ‘Lil’ Rocky’ can come live with us.”

“Yeah, keep on, you almost ‘messed’ yourself into a bowl of Poodle Soup!”

Rocky goes back to dancing and singing.

“Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.  Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.  I’m going to run outside and tell RED!”

Rocky runs through his doggy door and outside into the back yard to tell his friend Red, the dog next door, that he’s going to be a daddy and Lil’ Rocky is coming to live with them.  Red is a very old dog who sometimes gets a kick out of pulling Rocky’s leg but they are good back yard friends and keep up on all the dog park man gossip.

“Red, Red, RED!  Where are you Red!?!”

“I’m right here man, chill out.”

“Rocky’s gonna be a DADDY dude!”

“Oh yeah.”

“What’s wrong with you man.”

“Nothing’s wrong with me man.”

“Aren’t you happy for me!?!”

“Thrilled.”

“Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.  Grab your biscuits, toss your triscuits.”

All of a sudden, Rocky remembers his Near Death Experience and the fact that he has a great-great-great-great-grandfather who’s a Standard Poodle and stops dancing with a panicked look on his face.

“OH NO!  I hope Lil’ Rocky doesn’t have any poodle blood or coming out acting like a poodle or something.”

Red gets an inquisitive look on his face smelling some good dog park gossip.

“What do you mean?  Why would he have Poodle blood or act like a Poodle?”

Rocky tries to recover from his slip of the tongue and at the same time still worrying.

“Oh nothing.  I was just thinking that I hope he didn’t ACT like a poodle.  You know what I mean man.”

“Sure I do.”

“Well Red, I’m going to go inside for dinner…  Good catching up with you.  Talk to you later Red.”

Rocky goes into the house completely worried about Grandpa Jedidiah’s poodle genes rearing their ugly heads in his son.  When Rocky walks in the house his excitement is totally deflated and he’s barely singing his song about biscuits and triscuits.

“Grab your biscuits and toss your triscuits, Rocky’s having a baby something.”

Rocky’s owner notices something has seriously changed in Rocky’s demeanor.

“What’s wrong Rocky?  What did Red say?  Did Lady Rottweiler cheat on you or something?  I know how Red keeps up on all the old dog park gossip.”

“I was thinking Brad.  When I was telling Red about Lil’ Rocky, all of a sudden I realized that Lil’ Rocky might have some poodle genes come out of the blue and disgrace old Rocky at the dog park.”

Brad laughs out loud.

“HA!  Rocky please; didn’t you say that Jedidiah was your great-great-great-great-grandfather.”

“Yeah.”

“Well then you’re safe Rocky.  The poodle genes were so long ago that even a genetic test would have a hard time telling they were in there.”

“You sure Brad?”

“I’m sure Rocky.”

“You know what Brad?”

“What Rocky.”

“I love you dude.”

“I know Rocky.  I know.”

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Rocky's Adventures XII: Rocky's N.D.E. (Near Death Experience)

 

ROCKY’S N.D.E.

(Near Death Experience)

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Although Rocky seems happy to be alive there is something definitely different about him since his fight with Sabrina and his brush with death. 

“Rocky, are you okay?  I mean something seems different about you since I brought you home from the vet’s office.”

“I’m fine Brad.  Rocky just looks at life a little different now days.”

“What’s so different Rocky?  You’re alive; I mean, you walked by that hairless poodle at the dog park the other day and didn’t even make a move for it.  I don’t understand what’s going on with you.  What is going on Rocky?”

“Okay Brad, you have to promise me you won’t tell a soul what I’m about to tell you.  Rocky will lose all his street cred if you do.”

“You know I won’t tell Rocky.  What is it?”

“Well, after the fight with Sabrina; you know Rocky’s heart stopped beating, right?”

“Yeah Rocky, I know that.”

“Well Rocky saw a bright light.  And then there was this tunnel.”

“Oh Lord!”

“Shut up Brad!  I’m trying to tell you what happened.  I didn’t go into the light or the tunnel at first because I saw you balling your eyes out begging for me to live!  That’s how I knew what was happening!  Rocky was crossing over to the other side.”

“I wasn’t balling!”

“Oh please dude!  You were balling like a crack baby with no CRACK!  Shut up and let me tell you what happened.”

“Okay Rocky, I was crying.”

“Because you love me!  Anyway, I was hovering above in the sky and I saw you running and carrying me into the vet’s office.  That’s when I saw my grandmother in the light telling me to come to her and she had something to tell me.”

“Your grandmother.”

“YES, my grandmother STUPID!  She died a while back when she got hit by that ice cream truck.”

“How do you know she got hit by an ice cream truck?”

“Because she told me BRAD!  Do you want to hear this story or what?”

“Okay, I’m sorry, go ahead Rocky.”

“So anyway, I go into the tunnel and there are a bunch of other Rottweiler dogs there and they all are saying they love me and then there’s this big standard poodle there just glaring at me.  He was even bigger than Rocky!”

“A Standard Poodle?  Aren’t they the big poodles that are as big as German Shepherds?”

“You got it Einstein.  So the big poodle is staring at me and so I asked him, ‘What’s up dude? You want some of Rocky?  Because we can do this right here, right now?’”

“You started a fight in Heaven ROCKY!?!”

“You know how Rocky rolls, the brother was staring me down!  So anyway, he just glared some more and then my grandmother jumps on me.  ‘ROCKY’, she says, ‘you are not ready to come here.  This poodle here is your great-great-great-great-grandfather Jedidiah.  He is ashamed of your behavior on earth to his fellow poodles.’”

Brad starts laughing and then his laughter becomes uncontrollable.

“You mean the big proud Rocky has poodle blood in him, and after all your feelings about poodles!”

Rocky just looks at Brad with a straight face as Brad starts to laugh harder and harder and then crumples over onto the couch holding his stomach from the pain of the laughter and then tears start to come out of Brad’s eyes he’s laughing so hard.

“So this is really funny to you, huh Brad?”

Brad cannot answer from laughing so hard so he just nods his head yeah through the laughter.

“Listen CLOWN!  Two things; one, you will never tell ANYONE about this and two, you keep on laughing I’m going to forget my godly promises and have some poodle soup with BRAD MEAT!  Forgive me Jedidiah.”

Brad tries his best to stop laughing but can’t.  He just barely calms it down a little to speak.

“I’m sorry Rocky, but I just know how you feel about poodles and this is FUNNY beyond words!”

“Funny to you!”

“Oh Rocky, that was too much.  So then what happened?”

“Well they all said that I had disgraced the family with my treatment towards poodles and a certain jogger named Ham Bone that I refused to acknowledge.  They told me it did no good to lie in my situation.”

“Duh.”

“Keep on Brad.  Just keep on.”

“So then what happened?”

“Well, they said that I was coming back down here because of a certain ‘cry baby’ and his ‘prayers’.”

“Whatever Rocky!”

“A certain ‘cry baby’ and his ‘prayers’ proved that I was loved and a good person but I better improve my poodle eating ways or I was not going to be seeing them the next time I crossed over.  They said where I was going would not require any Winter coats whatsoever if you get my drift.”

“REALLY!?!”

“Really.  They threatened me with the big heated underground.  That jogger Ham Bone was screaming something about ‘send him there now’.  The Standard Poodle Jedidiah said that I deserved another chance as he himself had tasted a lot of Dachshund soup in his days and he managed to change his ways.  So Rocky was sent back and told to mend his ways.”

“Wow Rocky, that is an incredible story.”

“You’re telling me…  I mean, I knew you loved me, but all that crying!  What a wuss!”

“Whatever Rocky!”

“You love me.”

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Rocky's Adventurers XI: The Big Fight! Rocky vs. Sabrina

 

THE BIG FIGHT!  ROCKY vs. SABRINA

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Rocky and his owner, Brad, are walking home from the dog park on a bright sunny day.

“Did you see the new house ‘address’ Rocky got today at the dog park Brad.”

“Yes Rocky, I saw you talking to the new lady dog.”

“DOG!  Dude, you must be blind!  That was a pure bred lady Rottweiler you saw me talking to there!  She’s heard all about the champ Rocky and she want’s nothing but champion Rocky babies!  Oh yeah!  The real ‘Love Doctor’ rears his ‘lovely’ head; hahahaha…”

At this point Rocky is so caught up on his own reputation and exploits at the dog park that he doesn’t see Sabrina following them on the other side of the street.

Brad see’s Sabrina before Rocky and tries to hurry them home to keep Rocky and him safe and in a good mood.

All of a sudden, Rocky stops because he smells a familiar and unfriendly smell.  Brad tries to yank the leash and Rocky is unmovable.

Rocky growls. “I smell HER!”

“Let’s just hurry home Rocky, I don’t like that cat.”

“Rocky is tired of this cat!  Demon or no demon, she’s going down today.  I can’t have my champion Rottweiler babies hearing about Rocky running from a CAT!”

“PLEASE Rocky!  Let’s just go!”

“NO!”

Rocky turns to search for the direction of the feline and nasty smell he’s smelling and then he spots her.  Sabrina and Rocky stare each other down like ‘Clint Eastwood’ and the ‘…Bad…’ from ‘The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly’.

Rocky growls.  Sabrina hunches.  They walk slowly towards each other down the center of the street.  They both stop at the same time about a hundred feet from each other and Brad swears he hears music from a familiar old western in his head.

For what seems like an incredibly long time they just stare each other down and neither Rocky nor Sabrina move.

Rocky growls from his gut; Sabrina growls from hers.

All of a sudden, as if some unknown starter pistol goes off, they both run and lunge at each other and end up in a cloud of dust created by the dirt in the street and the rapid and quick movements of each.  Brad can’t see who’s getting the best of the other because of all the dust.

Menacing cat sounds are heard and then some growls and snaps that are clearly from Rocky.  Then there is a big scream from Sabrina and then more dust!  A terrifying yelp is heard from Rocky and Brad is scared. 

Another terrifying yelp from Rocky and the movement stops and the dust is still too much for anything to be seen.

The dust finally settles and Sabrina is limping away missing one of her ears and dragging a broken leg that is torn from her body and hanging on by a tendon.

Rocky is laying in the middle of the settled dust cloud showing no signs of any movement and seeming to be lifeless.

Brad is terrified of losing Rocky and runs as fast as he can to Rocky.  Rocky has several scratches all over his body that look like they came from a lion and blood is oozing out of a wound on his neck.

“Oh Rocky!  Please don’t die Rocky!  Just hang in there Rocky!  I’ll get you to the vet right away!  HANG IN THERE!”

Brad scoops Rocky’s lifeless body up into his arms and runs home and places Rocky’s body in the back seat of his car.  Brad starts praying while driving as fast as he can to the vet and Rocky still shows no signs of life.

“Oh Lord!  Please don’t let anything happen to my Rocky!  He’s my only friend Lord…  I’ll do anything Lord!  PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LORD!”

Brad pulls into the vet’s parking lot and barely gets his car’s gears into the park position not caring at all that he’s not even in a parking space.  He scoops Rocky’s body out of the backseat and runs with him in his arms into the vet’s office.

“PLEASE!  SOMEBODY HELP!  Get the doctor, something’s wrong with ROCKY!”

All the vet’s assistants and the office staff love Rocky so they all stop what they are doing and come get Rocky from Brad.

They tell Brad to wait in the reception area and then rush Rocky into the emergency room while determining that ROCKY has no heartbeat whatsoever.

The television in the waiting room is on The Western Channel and ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’ is on.  The music in a gun duel is playing before a gunfight and Brad screams, “SOMEBODY TURN THAT TELEVISION OFF!”

“Oh lord please don’t let Rocky die!”

After what seems like hours, the vet comes in with his head down and a solemn look on his face and looks at Brad in the waiting area.

Brad pushes past the doctor and runs into the emergency room and sees Rocky laying limp with two of the assistants rubbing Rocky’s limp body and crying.

Brad pushes them away from Rocky and grabs Rocky and starts to shake him.

“ROCKY PLEASE!  PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME ROCKY!”

The vet puts his hand on Brad’s shoulder and says there was nothing he could do and Brad starts to sob uncontrollably while hugging Rocky.

“ROCKY PLEASE! I’ll let you do anything you want from now on! ANYTHING!  You can eat any poodle you want to ROCKY!  Any POODLE!”

At Brad’s loud mention of the word poodle Rocky coughs and expels a huge hair ball.

“ROCKY!!!”

The vet pushes Brad away and starts to tend to Rocky.

“He’s alive doctor!  HE’S ALIVE!”

“Did somebody call me a poodle?”

“Oh Rocky!  I’m so happy.”

“You love me.”

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Rocky's Adventures X: Rocky vs. Sabrina's Hitman

 

ROCKY vs SABRINA’S HITMAN

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Rocky and his owner Brad are walking home from Rocky’s favorite stomping ground, the dog park, and Rocky is acting a little nervous.

“Hey Brad, that cat over there has been following me home from the dog park for a couple of days now.”

“What cat?”

“THAT CAT OVER THERE ACROSS THE STREET DUDE!  Come on, I can’t be all the brains in this operation.  No wonder I run this show.”

“Oh, I see him.  He looks huge!”

“I know; looks a little mentally unhealthy too.  I don’t know what his problem is but Rocky can settle it for him.”

At this point, the cat that’s been following Rocky, crosses the street in a threatening manner and Rocky stops.

“Is this mangy looking cat wanting a piece of Rocky?”

Rocky growls menacingly.

“Hey Rocky, I’ve had a long day at work and I just want to go home and have a beer.”

Rocky growls some more at the cat that’s in the middle of the street approaching them.

“What’s your problem cat?”

“I’m here on Sabrina’s orders.  I’m not like Sabrina, Holy Water doesn’t work on me.”

“Who says I need Holy Water!?!”

“Oh please, every tom cat in the neighborhood saw you and your little man over there run into the church peeing on yourselves begging for holy water to try and ward off Sabrina.  You little woman!”

“What in the…  I don’t know what your problem is cat, but Rocky can settle it for you.”

Rocky’s owner takes a tighter hold on Rocky’s leash.

“LET ME GO BRAD!  LET ME GO!”

Rocky growls and tries to get loose while the cat starts hunching for an attack.

“I can smell you peeing on yourself from here Rocky. The whole alley is waiting to eat some Rocky soup!  Get ready poodle.”

“Did this cat just call me a POODLE?”

Rocky gets loose from his leash and lunges at the cat and the cat jumps in a nearby tree.

“You’re going to have to be faster than that poodle.”

“Keep calling me poodle!  We’re going to see who the poodle is here you mangy alley cat castoff!”

At this point Rocky’s owner is just tired of all of it and wants to go home.

“Rocky, let’s just leave that cat alone and go home.”

“Naw dude, you heard this thang call me a poodle and NOBODY calls Rocky a POODLE!”

“POODLE!  Poodle, poodle, POODLE!!!”

Rocky growls and barks his most viscous bark while showing his most dangerous poodle eating teeth.

The cat hunches and then lunges for Rocky’s back.  Rocky dodges the cat’s lunge and the cat jumps on top of a fence.

“So tell me MANGY, did Sabrina send a hit man or an acrobat.”

The cat lunges and Rocky catches it midair and then Rocky holds on tight to it while he twists and clamps and clamps and twist.  The ‘hit man’ cat Sabrina sent goes limp in Rocky’s jaw.

“Great Rocky! Just GREAT!  Now Sabrina is definitely coming back again for BOTH of us!”

“What did you want me to do?  Let the thing take me out or something.”

“Let’s go Rocky.  I’m getting so tired of your shenanigans.”

“As usual Brad, uh, uh, uh, I’m going to need you to get rid of the evidence.  I’m not eating that mangy thang.”

“Whatever Rocky.”

“You love me.”

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