CONVERTIBLE CLOWNS XVI:
THE BATTLE FOR ANNABELLE
by
Anthonystjoseph
Annabelle was a young child who had still
not, nor ever would, succumb to the weaknesses of being a human; she would
always hold that of a child’s heart in her soul. Where other children had learned selfish
ways, she did not. Where other children
had learned to covet, she had not. Where
other children had learned to be envious, she did not. Annabelle still and would always see the
world as a beautiful place and humans as beautiful souls. Annabelle was special that way. Annabelle was also special because she had
been chosen by God himself to spread a special message with her life and that
message would lead mankind to a better understanding and a step forward in its
evolution to a better place.
The Dark Lord knew this about Annabelle
and chose to do all he could to distract, disparage and destroy her character
in order to mainly destroy her message and the possibility of it ever getting
out. For the Dark Lord wanted mankind to
stay in its adolescent age of spiritual evolution. He felt that as long as mankind stayed
spiritually devolved then it would continue to provide him with more clowns and
baby demons; and in the end, more subjects.
The Dark Lord had dispatched one of his
most sinister demons in the form of Treacherous Tina and had two of the most
evil creations of time in Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky to do all they could to
distract, disparage, and destroy Annabelle and he put all of his faith in their
efforts. Treacherous Tina was the first
to descend on Annabelle’s world and she did so in the dark of night. As Annabelle slept, Treacherous Tina hovered
over her bed and placed hideous thoughts and diabolical baby demons in
Annabelle’s dreams in order to torture Annabelle’s peace of mind and well-being. At times Annabelle would wake up screaming
and not know why. Annabelle’s father
would rush into her bedroom and comfort her and stay with her as she went back
to sleep while Treacherous Tina hovered in the room unseen with a smile on her
face. It surprised and bothered Tina
that when Annabelle awoke in the mornings she never seemed to show any effects
from all of Tina’s nefarious torture sessions.
Tina shook it off and knew that the nightmares were only stage one in
her process.
Stage two she would assign to her idiot
cohorts, the two idiotic yet diabolical clowns, Creepy Craig and Lucky
Chucky. In Tina’s plan to distract,
disparage, and destroy Annabelle’s Godly mission she would have the clowns
follow her by day and every now and then when no one was looking, the clowns
would reveal themselves to Annabelle and send her into stark raving madness
with their hideous demeanors of distorted physicality. Rarely could a human see a clown from the
underworld in all of its hideous glory and come out with their sanity
intact. Annabelle would be no different. Treacherous Tina laughed out loud at the idea
of Annabelle screaming her saintly brains out in school at the sight of the diabolical
clowns unseen by all others.
Annabelle saw the clowns for the first
time on her way to school on a Monday.
At first, she refused to see the clowns and pretended they weren’t there
at all. Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky
laughed and smiled to themselves as they had seen this trick before; they knew
very well that Annabelle could see them following her on her way to
school. They laughed there creepy laughs
together as they said out loud, “Annabelle, what’s the matter? You can’t see
us!” Annabelle had been raised to be a
Christian, if she had been raised in another religion she would have chosen a
different method but she was a Christian; so all of a sudden she turned and
faced the clowns as they stared at her a little startled by her clear and
present strength. Annabelle suddenly
said, “I rebuke you in the name of JESUS!
Our father, who art in Heaven…”
Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky screamed like little girls and burst into
red clouds as they fled the scene and left Annabelle alone.
Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky found
Treacherous Tina and with their legs shaking told her what had happened. Tina hauled off and smacked both Craig and
Chucky together at one time with one swat.
Their heads bounced into each other as they explained, “We didn’t want
to be turned into clouds of dust like the Dark Lord was when Anthonystjoseph
pulled that ‘Our Father’ trick on him.”
Treacherous Tina screamed, “You fools!
That only works when they are TOUCHING you! At least I think that’s the way it
works. Anyway, she’s just a small
child! Now you have given her more
strength in her beliefs! You silly clowns! Go away from me!” Treacherous Tina was seething mad. Her plan was not going as well as she had planned;
in fact, her plan was not going at all.
Apollo and I had departed the spiritual
realm on high and had arrived on Earth and traveled to the small town that
Annabelle lived in. We spotted the dark
luminous clouds of clown dust that was often left behind from the clowns horrid
body smells and dark thoughts. Apollo
flew swifter than the wind as we landed near the ominous clouds. Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky were oblivious
to Apollo and I as we approached them from the rear as they awaited Annabelle’s
departure from school. I dismounted from
Apollo and slowly walked up to the two hideous clowns recently dispatched from
the underworld. I announced myself as I
drew my sword, “Hello Craig; hello Chucky.”
They slowly turned in obvious fear and faced me as again in recent
history their legs started to shake. The
cowardly killers weren’t so brave when they weren’t facing the back of an old
woman on a steep stairwell.
Creepy Craig and Lucky Chucky stared at
Apollo and I and took notice of my new angelic appearance with my angelic
armor. They got their courage back and
remembered they were two of the best serial killers Eastern Europe had ever
produced. They simultaneously and
sinisterly said, “Hello Mister Anthonystjoseph, what brings you to this neck of
the woods.” I responded quickly,
unceremoniously, and in a non-talkative move I loped off Lucky Chucky’s head
with one swift swing of my sword.
Chucky’s body turned to dust and was immediately sent back to the
underworld as Craig screamed in anger and horror. I stood firm as Apollo whinnied in
approval. Creepy Craig crouched in anger
and started to run at me as I jumped in the air and spun three hundred and
sixty degrees before lunging through the air towards Creepy Craig and slicing
him in half separating his upper body from his lower. The upper half of his body fell to the ground
as I landed and he with only a torso tried to reach for me with his arms while
screaming, “I will kill you I swear, and if I don’t kill you I know Treacherous
Tina will.” I slowly walked up to him as
his upper body bled out into the earth and then said, “Don’t worry Craigy! She’s next on my list. Annabelle will be free of you and that thing
you call Tina.” As I raised my sword to
deal the final blow of deliverance and send him back to the underworld I said,
“Say hello to the Dark Lord for me, and tell your brother to take a bath.” With one move I beheaded Creepy Craig and then
returned to Apollo as Craig’s headless body parts turned to dust and he
returned from which he came. Now it was
time to find the demon Treacherous Tina and deal with her promptly so she
couldn’t disturb Annabelle any longer.
I mounted my horse and friend Apollo and
we were off to find the demon Treacherous Tina.
Whereas we were both able to see the clown dust in order to find the
clowns, Apollo was more adept at spotting the stygian spiritual chord that
connected the demons to the underworld.
Apollo flew through the earthly sky and then came upon Annabelle’s
house. Then I saw it and more to the
point, I saw her. There standing next to
a tree in Annabelle’s backyard was the demon Tina herself feeling comforted in
the fact that she could not be seen by humans unless she wanted to be
seen. Apollo descended towards the tree
and landed where Treacherous Tina could see us.
I dismounted and stood face to face with Tina. I said, “Hello Tina, or should I say Mary, as
in Bloody Mary.”
“Say whatever you want. They will be your last words on Earth once
again you self-righteous mongrel.” I
laughed and replied, “Getting your insults straight from the Dark Lords mouth
huh?” She started to laugh her demonic
laugh and I raised my right arm and opened my palm towards her. In a tactical move I learned in training my
palm released a large luminescent sphere of light that transfixed Treacherous
Tina in a hypnotic state. The
luminescent sphere was a tool taught in training that no demon could
resist. She couldn’t move while she just
stared at the sphere as its ethereal qualities and powers held her steadfast. I slowly and with determination approached
her as she stared up into the sphere transfixed by its power. I got very close to her as I knew she could
see and hear me but she was still unable to move while the powers of the sphere
held her in place. With strength and
conviction I withdrew the dagger from my waist belt and slowly plunged it
through her heart as I whispered in her ear as she was still unable to move,
“Say hello to your master from his favorite little mongrel.” Her presence and essence was vanquished in a
cloud of blue dust.
Annabelle was free to go about her life
and was never bothered by the Dark Lord or his minions again. I had accomplished my first Heavenly mission
with my trusted horse and friend Apollo.
Annabelle later accomplished her chosen mission and became known as a
great teacher throughout the world. It
became clear to most that with her in the world the world had become a better
place. When she passed away at the age
of ninety-three years old, the first souls she met in the afterlife were Apollo
and myself. We greeted her with pride,
respect, and admiration.
By
Anthonystjoseph
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