OH, ROCKY!
by
Anthonystjoseph
“Oh Rocky”
“What man,
what now!?!”
“YOU know
what!”
“What?”
“Everybody
on board is looking for that girl’s poodle and even though this is a big ship,
I know you had something to do with it Rocky! I
know you had something to do with that poodle disappearing.”
“I don’t
know what you’re talking about man.”
“You know
exactly what I’m talking about. Don’t even think I don’t remember what you did to my
old girlfriend’s poodle two years ago.”
“Hey man, I
have absolutely no recollection or idea whatsoever of what you are talking
about.”
“Don’t start
Rocky, don’t start with your lies, just, don’t, start.”
“Hey man, I
don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Keep on
Rocky, Keep on.”
“You love
me.”
“Where’s the
poodle Rocky?”
“I don’t
know what you’re talking about.”
“Then tell
me why your stomach is bulging and I haven’t even fed you yet.”
“What
bulge?”
(knock,
knock, knock)
“WHERE’S THE
POODLE ROCKY!”
“Hey man,
keep your voice down. I’m gonna need
your help on this one.”
“ROCKY!”
“I said keep
your voice down. Now listen, we’re gonna
need to do something with that poodle’s collar, it’s under your bed.”
“Oh Rocky”
“Don’t ‘Oh
Rocky’ me, that thing was constantly yapping, ‘yap, yap, yap,’ it was just
getting on my nerves. Y’all were swimming in the ocean, YOU didn’t feed me.
What’s a brother supposed to do? Two plus two man, two plus two, do the math
man, I’m a four kind of dog and YOU know that about me! Next time, feed a brother.”
“Now it’s my
fault!”
“I’m just
saying”
“Oh Rocky”
(knock,
knock, knock)
“Quit your
whining and man up. Now listen, get the
collar from under your bed.”
“Oh Rocky”
“MAN
UP! Now get the collar and put it in
your suitcase and just act like nothing happened and you haven’t HEARD or SEEN
a thing.”
“Oh Rocky”
(knock,
knock, knock)
(opens door)
“Yeah, hey
Trish, how’s it going? Great swim we had
huh?”
“Have you
seen my poodle?”
“No, I just
realized I had left Rocky locked in the cabin the whole time we were swimming
so I need to take him out to relieve himself.”
“Oh, poor
Rocky, he’s so cute”
“Well I’ll
tell you if I see your poodle.”
“Okay”
(shuts door)
“Nice move
on ‘leaving me locked in the room’ bro.”
“Don’t even
start Rocky, don’t even START!”
“You love
me, now let’s just go on deck like nothing happened. Hey, get me some water so I can take a leak
and make that ‘locked in the cabin’ story all good. I happened to let a nice flow go in her room
after the uh, ruh, poodle thing happened, we can blame that on the poodle.”
“Oh Rocky”
“You love
me.”
By
Anthonystjoseph
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